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Supernatural Aid

My Beginning place: I feel that I come from the North, West, and East. I feel that my strengths are that I am smart, introspective, and have good vision of things happening in the world. I believe these characteristics give me a good base for my journey. I am able to see the problem, think about it, and fix it. I do not believe that I am a partial person because I belong to these three beginnings, not only one. The one place I feel that I need to work on is the South. I feel it is necessary to become more innocent and learn how to trust people more. I need to go to the South.

I feel that the medicines of compassion, joy, faith, patience, wisdom, selflessness, and humility are the ones that I should seek to balance out myself to make myself part of all four beginnings, not only three. I decided to find only these seven medicines because I felt that I did not need the other eight to balance myself out. I feel that these seven medicines are the ones that will make me a complete person and I will be ready for my hero journey. The number seven is a paradox; a state of unrest because something cannot be solved in the usual way… sin and redemption combined. I feel that I had picked seven medicines to find because I am at unrest because I am not a completely balanced person. Even though I am almost there, I still am not complete which is what is bothering me. I really enjoy the buddhist quote Ms. Haffley gave us saying, “A road is not for a destination but for a journey.” I am still on this road and until I can balance myself completely, I will never complete my journey.

why i chose each medicine:

1. Compassion: I need to work on being more compassionate to people. I tend to get an idea stuck in my head and if I believe someone did the wrong thing, I usually show no compassion for them.

2. Joy: without joy life is not worth it to me. Don’t get me wrong I love my life, but when those times when I am down, I become very negative. So, why not pick up joy to make my journey that much better.

3. Faith: Not just in God, but in people. When someone does something bad against me I tend to lose a lot of faith in him or her and do not trust them with something important from then on. I need to learn to have faith in humanity.

4. Patience: I like to get things done in a hurry. I see no point in dilly-dallying around with things. I need to learn to slow down and respect the way other people work.

5. Wisdom: Even though I feel that I am very smart person, I still feel that I have a lot I need to learn. For me to be successful on this journey, i need to know about the World and how it works.

6: Selflessness: I need to learn to give myself up for a greater cause. Right now, I have a problem doing that if it involves risking myself. To complete my journey I will need to forget this fear.

7: Humilty: Who doesn’t need this medicine? I will talk myself up from time to time and I realize this is a bad thing. I need to sacrafice myself to the greater good.

All these medicines will help me balance myself out and become full of all four beginnings. If I can get myself to do this, I will be on my way for my hero journey.

Solitaire

Seriously, is there any better waste of time than the ever so exciting game of solitaire. It seems to be the first one player card game EVER invented and everyone plays it. I truly believe the worst thing to happen to the human race is solitaire on cell phones. Now late into the night I find myself playing solitaire on my phone while listening to music instead of sleeping. All solitaire does is piss you off because you lose three straight times and make your eyes burn like you havent blinked in three days! The only reason anyone plays solitaire is to see all the cards fall down once you finally win. And to top things off, my phone and computer do not have the solitaire that tells you when you’re out of moves, so I keep searching around looking for moves when I’ve already lost.

Overall Solitaire is amazing and evil. 

 

The only other computer game that comes close is minesweeper.

10 items that made millions for no reason

10 Dumb Ideas that Made A Lot of Money

People will buy anything, no matter how dumb. Pet rocks and singing fish sold out of the store and while no one will admit to owning one, someone has to be buying it.

Check out a bunch of  dumb ideas that made a lot of money. Maybe they’re not so dumb after all…

1. Pet Rock

pet rock

This was a simple, million dollar idea. Pick up a rock, throw it in a box with some hay and sell for $4.99. Who knew millions of people would prefer to buy a rock to collect dust in their junk drawers over going out and finding one of their own.

2. Billy the Big Mouth Bass

Billy the Big Mouth Bass

WalMart couldn’t keep Billy the Big Mouth Bass on the shelves as folks everywhere bought singing fish to adorn their trailers. I don’t know what would posses someone to make a singing fish…or maybe it was the fish that was possessed.

3. Antenna balls

Antenna Balls

It was bad enough every business gave this away as convention swag at one time, but people were actually buying these.

4. The Flowbee

flowbee

If there was ever a product that scared kids and husbands alike, it was the Flowbee. Part clipper, part vacuum, the Flowbee supposedly gives a precision haircut with no mess. How so many of these sold is beyond me.

5.  Doggles

Doggles

Someone thought it would be a good idea to sell sun glasses for dogs. Millions agree. I bet the dogs don’t agree though, mine would never wear these.

6. Santa Mail

SantaMail

I really dropped the ball with this one. For years I sent notes from Santa to nieces, nephews and friends’ kids. Everyone told me to start a website and I never did. Then someone comes out with SantaMail and is doing great. Who knew?

7. The Million Dollar Home Page

Million_Dollar_Home_Page

Wanna buy a piece of this blog? It’s only a dollar? Sounds like a silly idea but the owner of the Million Dollar Home Page sold pixels on his website for $1 per pixel – and he sold over a million of them.

8. Baby Wigs

bqby wig

When my kid is old enough I’m sure he’ll have enough reasons to hate me what with making him clean his room and go to school and all.  If I put him in one of these and he saw the pictures, it would no doubt seal the deal.

9. Tumbleweed Farm

prairie tumbleweed farm

The Prairie Tumbleweed Farm harvests and ships tumbleweeds world wide. We don’t know exactly why anyone would actually buy a tumbleweed, but apparently  they’re selling well.

10. Mood Rings

Mood ring

So they were supposed to change color according to mood except no one could seem to get theirs off blue. Oh and did I mention they were ugly?

http://creditcardpundit.com/blog/10-dumb-ideas-that-made-a-lot-of-money/

All of that writing was by this Deborah lady but this is actually story:

I am proud to admit that I am the proud owner and user of a flowbee and it is the best purchase our family has ever bought. it leaves no mess and i timed myself to get out the flowbee set it up cut my hair and put it all away. it was under 10 minutes in the confort of my own house. My dad and i have saved thousands of dollars (I’m not kidding do the math of how expensive hair cuts are over 10 years). Everyone should try a flowbee.

Catdog is gone

due to the much scrutinized choice of cat dog i take it off of my list of favorites and add dexter’s laboratory and if you didnt like that show I don’t know whats wrong with you. If you didnt want a hidden lab in your house you are not human.

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Nickelodeon(I think thats how you spell it)

I am not going to lie i miss the good ole days of some Nickelodeon cartoons. These are some of my old favs

If you have some more that I have forgetten please tell me.

Hi I’m Ricky Bobby

If you don’t chew big red then F*%& you

And im Cal Naughtin Jr. and we’re hear to tell you about packs of killer wolves. Theyre scary

Prune Candy!

Tampax! Official tampon of nascar

Help me tom Cruise use your witch craft

Give your kid a Jack Hawk 9000 available at walmart

Id be a nice crack dealer

Slingshot Engage

Ive got a chubby right now cause im getting to drive a racecar

Naptime

Seriously who doesn’t miss the good ole days of nap times? Nothing was better than pulling out the cots and snugglin up with your favorite stuffed animal or blanket. I would do almost anything to get these times back. Maybe we can turn AP chem into nap time instead…

Why I do not like the person who sits three seats to my left

This un named person really gets on my nerves. We will call her Alice. She never stops talking and makes insults when I can not even hear her. Then she complains about those people who pick her up that are late. I could not care any less about this. Just to add on to the top of this, of course I have a lot of classes with “Alice”. Maybe instead of sitting three seats to my left, “Alice” can move to the other side of the room.

This is a picture of “Alice”

The Dukies soon to be number one

This season is just making me smile. As the Demon Deacons of Wake Forest just lost to Virginia Tech, the Duke Blue Devils are soon to be the number one team in the nation. My favorite part of all of this is that at the beginning of the season everyone was talking about how North Carolina could go undeafeated and how they might be one of the best teams ever. Now don’t get me wrong I know that they are an amazing team and will be very dangerous in March, but I still love the fact that theyve already lost two conference games. Also, I know that the rankings this time of year really don’t mean anything, but it is still cool to have your favorite team be number one. So for all you Duke haters out there (Mike and Peter because I know youre going to read this) you can cram it for now because they are the number one team in the nation.

P.S. We remember you Taylor King.

Is this due Sunday night or Monday night?

So I couldn’t remember if these posts were due Sunday night or Monday night so I decided to do them on Saturday night. Just an average Saturday night already home for the parents. I didn’t really get into anything exciting so I decided to tell everyone in this post. I am really glad we have this three day weekend because school is just wearing me out. hopefully these next two days will be a little more exciting than today